On September 5th, 8:25 sharp, Winchester High School came back to life from the Summer emptiness with the chatter and rustling in the halls, kids rushing to their classes just for their smiles to fade at the familiar site of the seating chart, and teachers eagerly attempting to memorize each kids’ name in record time. New faces emerge in the crowd - that is, the Class of 2028 - amongst familiar faces from the Class of 2025, 2026, and 2027.

Whether you believe it or not, October is here and a month of school has already passed. As the Class of 2028 settles themselves into the new high school experience, it would only be right to give them the proper welcoming ceremony: a five-course meal featuring turkey as the center dish, supplemented with cranberry sauce, peas, and carrots, pumpkin pie, roasted rabbit… Nope… sorry freshmen, you don’t get your own Thanksgiving dinner. Instead, you get something much more valuable: the ultimate high school how-to guide coming from a seasoned warrior of THE Winchester High School who’s entering season three of the fun! And if you didn’t want to hear from the seasoned warrior(s) (A.K.A. us upperclassmen), you also get to hear the wise words of various teachers at WHS.